What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 15:22

No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do girls ever miss their first love?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
So they tried
What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics